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These days I need to get some acupuncture therapy to fix up my arm, and the kids want to go and watch me getting “pinned”.  They know that I am scared of it and they want to find a chance to laugh at their evil Daddy…  So they asked me, “Can we go with you?”

I said, “Sure but you guys need to get ‘pinned’ too.”  And I looked at Brandy and said, ” Oh you told me this morning that your forearm is sore.  Let’s get it ‘fix’ then!”

Now this poor little guy was scared (hahaha) and said, “Actually it is much better now.”  He tried hard to move his arm to pretend it is fine.  “And I probably won’t go with you Daddy.”  (one down)

The little girl said with confident, “Daddy, I am all good and healthy so I can go without being ‘pinned’.”

I think (now the evil brain kick-in) and I said (with a serious tone), “Oh you know what, the therapist told me that there is a way to ‘pin’ you so that you can talk more fluently in Cantonese!”

Now she is REALLY scared because she is actually a lot less pain-tolerance than her brother and thought that it is real (HAHAHA, Gotcha).   She quickly stopped looking at me and asked her Mommy, “Mommy is that true?”  (literally in English)

I jumped in and said, “See you are speaking in English again, so you need to be ‘fixed’ too!  Let’s go!”.  Rachie almost cried.  Winnie was laughing and eventually told the little one that there is no such thing.  However, Rachie already lose her mood of going.

(Mission accomplished HAHAHAHAHA)